My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL
unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
Fuck it. Let’s fall in love.
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
ARE THEY ACTUALLY PLAYING SCRABBLE AT 1 AM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT JESUS FUCK IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SOME SORT OF HYBRID BETWEEN A SEVENTY-YEAR-OLD COUPLE PLAYING BOARD GAMES AND GETTING OVERCOMPETITIVE ABOUT IT AND TWO IDIOT HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIENDS WHO HAVE DECIDED THAT THEY’RE GONNA’ FAIL TOMORROW’S TEST ANYWAYS SO WHY NOT JUST ACCEPT THE INEVITABLE AT 1 AM